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February 2011

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Ten Sexy Ladies: The Morning Of February 26, 2011 → tensexyladies.tumblr.com

tensexyladies:

I awaken—gently, like a newborn bird—on the floor of my kitchen. My face is full of stories.

“Last night you asked a girl if she wanted to take the J train to aw hell I’m bad at metaphors can we just intercourse each other for like six minutes,” say my eyes, “and she threw Cholula hot sauce in…

From the tumblog Ten Sexy Ladies, a blog that aims to provide thoughtful short form reviews of the menial and the every-day, on a scale of 1 to 10. 1 to 10 Sexy Ladies that is.

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Feb 23, 201116,034 notes
In which Doug becomes a writer

It’s been a slow update month for me (except for the accidental linking of my Gowalla to my Tumblr over the weekend. My bad. That would be more exciting if the camera on my iPhone 4 worked. Shipping it off to Apple today after work). I’m taking a break from my snarky tech, politics, and religion coverage of other people’s stuff to write a bunch of my own stuff. I’m in the process of filling up my queue so that I can just coast throughout the week while this thing auto updates and I get caught up on my sitcoms and porn.

So for the five of you that read this: Hang tight. And also, tell your friends. I wanna be Tumblr popular. Real-life popular is SOOOOOOO mainstream.

Feb 23, 2011

I’m at Redberry (Melbourne, FL)

“It’s totally not a Pinkberry knockoff… Seriously y’all… Nothing like it…”

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Feb 21, 2011

I’m at Pizza Gallery & Grill (Melbourne, FL)

Gourmet Pizza & so much more!

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Feb 20, 2011

I’m at The Blueberry Muffin (FL)

“Their muffin tops are quite exceptional.”

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Feb 20, 2011

I’m at Florida Keys Piano Bar (Melbourne, FL)

“Gettin’ my Downtown Melbourne on.”

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Feb 20, 2011

I’m at Squid Lips (Melbourne, FL)

“IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE SQUIDS HAVE BEAKS? GET IT? HAHAHA!”

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I’m at Rolli Pork Loin Extraordinaíre (Melbourne, FL)

“Home of “The World’s Greatest Sandwich”? We’re about to find out.”

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Feb 19, 2011

I’m at Dunkin’ Donuts (Palm Bay, FL)

“DUNKACCINO TIME Y’ALL!!!”

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Feb 19, 2011
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MANsaver iPhone App (Free) [iTunes Link] → itunes.apple.com

I approve of this app solely for its awesome icon. Usefulness is a complete bonus. Hit the source link for an in depth description/review.

Feb 17, 2011
#apps #epic
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Feb 17, 20111,271 notes
The ColBuffington Re-post

If you don’t know, I’m not a big fan of The Huffington Post. For all of their sensible world news coverage, they have an equal or greater amount of coverage that I find absolutely disparaging. Specifically, they tend to spout off about things that are utterly insane and ignorant. Complete and utter woo. Go ahead, take your time. There’s quite a few links there.

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Feb 17, 20112 notes
#woo #funny #pseudoscience #ridiculous #video #HuffPo
Crowd-funded Robocop Statue for the City of Detroit on Kickstarter → kickstarter.com

Excuse me, I have to go. Somewhere, there is something awesome happening.

Feb 16, 20114 notes
#epic #fuck yeah #Kickstarter #RoboCop
Mother Tasered Twice By Cops After Leaving Baby In Car While She Went Tanning → gizmodo.com

And the headline of the day goes to…

Feb 15, 2011
#fail
Feb 15, 2011168 notes
Arcade Fries

whoisarcadefire:

Via Lamebook.com

Feb 14, 2011535 notes
#fail #whoisarcadefire #Grammy
Milli Vanilli movie planned → movies.msn.com

today:

“A film based on the rise and fall of German pop duo Milli Vanilli is reportedly in the works.”

This cannot come out soon enough.

Do I even need to say anything about this?

Feb 14, 201114 notes
#fuck yeah #epic #ironic contrarian
What the Grammy's Aren't:

Gauging from the overwhelming reaction on the Twitters and the MyFaceBooks, it seems like a lot of people were very surprised last night to discover that the Grammy Awards aren’t a popularity contest, but rather an event where people who are talented receive their due pomp and circumstance. Prom ended in highschool, kids.

I’m not trying to dis Marty Mathers and the Detroit City Rockers or Lady Romamagagahahabwabeebopgaga. They’re pretty talented. But I think it’s a huge, huge deal that a band that is talented, has a message, and is also inspired (how often do you see that in pop music today?) has won Album of the Year, instead of the band most likely to be remixed in to a boom-boom room song at the Coco Bongo (I just got back from Mexico and that place is advertised everywhere, utilizing early 90’s pop culture references like Jim Carrey’s The Mask and Michael Keaton’s Betelguise. Baffling).

Full disclosure, Arcade Fire is one of my favorite bands, and I’m just a little excited that “my music” won a mainstream award last night. But seriously, indignant outrage just because a club song/radio single didn’t win the Grammy? Monetization is no measure of talent. However, the birth of this Tumblog is pretty awesome.

Feb 14, 2011
#music #Grammy #internet #Twitter #Facebook #Deep thoughts #whoisarcadefire
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Feb 4, 2011
#youtube #video #funny #advertising
Reagan's myth has grown over time - CNN.com → cnn.com

‎”He signed off on some sort of tax increase every year of his presidency after 1982, including one that was at the time the largest tax increase in American history to undo the fact that the ‘81 tax cut went too far.” Gee, that doesn’t sound like the Reaganomics that always gets firehosed into my face by conservatives. How strange.

Feb 4, 2011
#republicans
An open letter to web-app startups:

Developers,

I understand how difficult it can be to write robust, feature-complete, UX refined, gracefully patterened code. Because I, too, am a software developer.

I also understand the marketing benefits that come out of a perceived sense of exclusivity and early exposure.

And yeah, rapid prototyping and agile development are neat design patterns. It wasn’t that long ago that the waterfall model was neato mosquito too. But I’m begging you:

ENOUGH with the betas.

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Feb 4, 20114 notes
#development #web #web apps #startups #beta #rant #open letter #programming
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Feb 4, 20113 notes
#video #youtube #extreme #Germans
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Feb 3, 2011
#equality #video #youtube #gay rights #gay marriage
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Feb 3, 20111 note
#youtube #video #ads #funny #adorable
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