*hand u a note* “has science gone too far y/n” *u look back, i am a bird w/ human arms*
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Gold, Jerry!
“If your dog can’t hunt, fish, and cook you supper, he ain’t no god damn dog.”
So this happened today.
(From reddit)
This fucking butt baby pays to have a card made then goes out and buys himself dinner. He then eats his food (no doubt with a raging boner the entire time) knowing full well at the end he is going to leave this dick smell of a card for the person who served him instead of a tip. What a load of cock dust.
First of all, Prop 30 is a California state proposition to help fund schools. It has nothing to do with Obama. Regardless, it also only affects those who make $250k or more a year. Yet this walking talking flacid dick still leaves it.
I’ll tell you what, I don’t think I like this guy.
(via sirmitchell)
aw dangit …
Brilliance.
The first episode is Jerry and Larry David, and I swear after I got about half way in I forgot that I wasn’t watching an episode of Seinfeld.
Great stuff.
I loathe giving them pageviews, but here it is. For your viewing pleasure.
Good for a giggle.
he’s allergic to bees, guys.
“You are a single giant cell.”
lol’d
It’s a cold day in imaginary Hell when I post a link to a wikiHow article, but it made me giggle.
It’s an oldy but a goody. I come back to this a few times a year for a good chuckle.
YouTube upped their maximum video length to 10 hrs. This, of course, was the most natural response anyone could have had.
Do note that after two days six days this video is STILL being processed/uploaded, and will (eventually) be available in 1080p.
‘murrica.