Doug Stephen on Tumblr
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Ken M’s finest moment yet? Hard to say. But I laughed. Out loud even.
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This Is Funny, You Should Watch It of the Day: MacKenzie Fegan (of Dodge Charger Super Bowl ad retort fame) is back with yet another necessary rebuttal, this time to Miss USA’s controversial delegate Q&A re: teaching evolution in schools.
[jezebel.]
It’s funny because it’s essentially the same fucking question as the original.
Parody is neato.
(via thedailywhat)
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If you’ve never seen “Look Around You”, then let me tell you.
Go die. Seriously.
Please just go die.
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Conversational Italian for the Cast of Jersey Shore— McSweeney’s Internet Tendency
Conversational Italian for the Cast of Jersey Shore
By Mary Green
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Which way to the pharmacy?C’è una lavanderia nelle vicinanze?
Is there a laundromat nearby?Io sono perduto.
I am lost.Seite sgradito alla notte ravioli.
You are unwelcome at ravioli night.La toilette è fuori servizio.
The toilet is out of order.Mi scuso per urinare sul piede.
I apologize for urinating on your foot.Questo letto è pieno di formaggio.
This bed is full of cheese.Sono sanguinamento dall’ano.
I am bleeding from the anus.Tutto è andato in bianco.
Everything went blank.Io estrarre quella calda e lasciare il granata.
I will extract the hot one and leave the grenade.Mi scusi, devo vomitare.
Excuse me, I have to vomit.Le Situation deve situarsi.
The Situation needs to situate itself.Io non so chi ti credi di essere.
I don’t know who you think you are.Parla lentamente, per favore.
Speak slowly, please.Sono una persona buona.
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(via mcsweeneys.)
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(via PvPonline)
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Guuuuhhhhhhhh
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Ron Swanson’s Meat Tornado
A new fragrance for men
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I’ve been watching a lot of Penn & Teller: Bullshit on Netflix lately. Really fantastic show.
Check it out if you haven’t before.
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Season 2 of Louie is here.
Greatest show on TV. Louis C.K. is a genius.
Spoiler Alert, he’s flicking off one of his children. Is there anything more comic gold than that?
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via Hark! A Vagrant
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Don’t fuck with Tom Hanks.
